The one where I discuss my future, the present, and occasionally the past.
In the year 2000... a strange gay man will publish a picture book about a lost balloon. Some parents will turn their heads, most will embrace him. Kids will love him regardless.
In the year 2000... that same strange gay man will finish and publish a middle grade book and a young adult novel, one will become a bestseller, the other will become a required read/banned book across the nation.
In the year 2000... that same repetitive strange gay man and two passionate accomplices* will spread glitter with W.I.B.I.J.?!
In the year 2000... hordes of people will offer to critique that future beloved picture book about a lost balloon. Wanna? It's titled Mylar.
In the year 2000... ____fill in the blank, please**__.
* Heather Kelly and Tina Laurel Lee
** That strange gay man is polite.